Hold on Loosely

Two redneck trailer trash heroes, Jimmy and Cheese, live small but dream hard. One fateful night they find themselves entangled in a web of criminal hi-jinks when they steal local crime boss Fat Bert's ring from an area pawnshop. Two henchman, Duke and Carl, are quickly dispatched to remedy this felonious boondoggle, but only if they don't kill each other first. Comedic mayhem ensues with shootouts, schemes, smoking hot chicks, slow-mo showdowns, a shih Tzu, and the fabled Alpaca Mafia. Who will make it out alive? Who will make their dreams a redneck reality? Who will...hold on loosely?